Thursday, December 27, 2018

Learn from Superman: stay away from the Kryptonite

quick read, friend of mine wrote....


There are likely many things we can learn from Superman, such as: how to fool everyone by disguising yourself with a simple pair of nerdy glasses: how to change quickly in confined spaces, and: how to utilize xray vision in a mature and appropriate manner.  

Additionally, Superman could teach us how to be sensible.  His keen awareness of his vulnerability to Kryptonite ensured he would never tote around a piece of Kryptonite in his back pocket and pull it out at regular intervals throughout the day to determine if it maintains its life and energy sucking properties. He only seemed to happened upon it if he'd been tricked or trapped while trying to save the world.

Next time you pull out your smartphone or scoot up to your computer or cozy up with your laptop, ask yourself, "Am I trying to improve myself; better those around me, or am I testing my strength to see if today at this particular time I can beat the Kryptonite?" There is no building up a tolerance to Kryptonite!


It's been said that nobody on their deathbed has ever stated they wish they'd worked just a little longer. Likewise, I don't think anyone would say they wished they'd spent just another hour or two on their smartphones! At that time you might ask yourself, what if I didn't have my phone in my hand? I could've seen my son make that great play in the game, or really been all present for my friend during that difficult day, or answered a question my child or a friend was leaning on me for my advice, but I hadn't heard them because my focus was on my device.

Go to bed late or miss an event because you had to sift through all the crap to get the creamy pics of how ugly a child tv star is all grown up or how plastic surgery went totally wrong for your favorite sexy idol.
-it's like a dispenser and you keep pushing the button to have it feed you more. It's a buffet of all desserts and the next day all you have to show for it is a sagging brain and black bags under your eyes.
It's like that holiday box of chocolates sitting on the counter that you justify consuming just because they're there.

So just because there might be a YouTube video about how to pluck a pit bull's whisker without getting bitten, doesn't mean that you should spend time watching it (please resist the strong urge to satisfy your curiosity as to whether such a video exists!).  Life is too short to be sucked into the highly addictive trap of what useless nonsense awaits you on your Smartphone.


We may just need an alarm like that on our smartphones since a modern day Superman couldn't come to the aid of the millions of people tightly clutching their Kryptonite...but perhaps there's an app for that! In the meantime, beware of the Kryptonite! 

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Trump Tower for All

Imagine a Trump Tower standing tall at the heart American capital cities. The Trump Tower deal  for Moscow reportedly included a gift to Vladimir Putin of a $40 million dollar penthouse apartment at the top of the building.

The recipients, like Putin, should have no real need for the gift—but demonstrate a good dose of chutzpah, the Yiddish word that best captures the Trump personality.

·      Atlanta, Georgia—
o  Ted Turner, media mogul, “Mouth from the South, ounder on CNN and revolutionized mass media on a global scale.
·      Austin, Texas—
o  Willie Nelson, country music star with IRS issues
·      Birmingham, Alabama—
o  George Wallace heirs, Alabama governor, ran for President despite reputation as racist
·      Boston, Massachusetts—
o  Big Papi David Ortiz, a “disruptor” who changed baseball by overcoming the Boston Red Sox curse with a 2004 World Series victory—an “unprecedented” achievement
·      Cambridge, Massachusetts—
o  Elizabeth Warren, Senator from Massachusetts, an Oklahoma native she claimed Native American ancestry and got branded as “Pocahontas” by Trump—himself an individual known to stretch the truth on occasion.
·      Chicago, Illinois—
o  Rod Blagojevich, 40thGovernor of Illinois until his impeachment and removal from office, contestant on 9thseason of Celebrity Apprentice in 2010, good TV hair
·      Cincinnati, Ohio—
o  Pete Rose, star baseball player for Cincinnati Red Sox, Hall of Fame entry has been denied due to gambling habit
·      Dallas, Texas—
o  Ross Perot, the feisty billionaire, made a 1992 run as an independent Presidential candidate
·      Detroit, Michigan—
o  Henry Ford heirs, created Ford Motor company, used assembly line to produce cars for middle class
·      Houston, Texas—
o  Roy Hofheinz heirs, developer with vision, create the Houston Colt .45s (AKA Houston Astros) baseball team and developed the Astrodome (Eighth Wonder of the World), the first domed stadium.
·      Miami, Florida—
o  Meyer Lansky heirs, Jewish mobster who reached across the aisle to the Italian Mob to build Las Vegas in the middle of Nevada desert
·      Minneapolis, Minnesota—
o  Al Franken, former Minnesota Senator and SNL comedy performer, the penthouse apartment is consolation for Al being kicked to the curb by #metoo movement
·      Montpelier, Vermont—
o  Bernie Sanders, the independent Senator from Vermont, like Trump recognized the frustration of working class Americansrecognized the frustration of working class Americans
·      New Orleans, Louisiana—
o  Louis “Satchmo” Armstrong, trumpet player extraordinaire with gravel-toned voice and great phraseology
·      Portland, Oregon—
o  Phil Knight founder of Nike, advertising phrase “Just Do It” defines the Trump improvisational or “transactional” style of doing business
·      Los Angeles, California—
o  Arnold Schwarzenegger, bod builder and movie star turned an unlikely, unexpected, inexperienced politician who got elected despite the odds, failed host of The Celebrity Apprentice
·      San Francisco, California—
o  Stewart Brand, editor of the who anticipated Internet with Whole Earth Catalog, Brand insisted the Earth photo take from satellite in 1967 should be available to all
·      Seattle, Washington—
o  two penthouse apartments for: 1) Bill Gates (Microsoft), 2) Jeff Bezos (Amazon) real billionaires